The Horror

by Cherokee Starlight

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The Horror
Music & Lyrics by Stavros

Don't remake anymore good movies.
Just re-release them into theaters, into theaters.

A Nightmare on Elm Street
-Should've left it alone.

Halloween II
-Should've left it alone.

Arthur
-Without Dudley Moore; eh! What a bore.

The Day the Earth Stood Still
-Yeah, with horror from how bad it sucked!

Get Carter
-You mean, get back with your whacked attack.

Psycho
-Estas Loco? How could they remake that!

The Fog
-So thick and lame.
-Just watch John Carpenter's film again.

The Haunting
-Just sucked

Child's Play
-You don't fuck with the Chuck.
-"Don't fuck with the Chuck!"

Day of the Dead
- More like, Day of the Don't!

The Vanishing
- I wish the remake would just go "Poof".
-Okay, Byeeeee

The Stepfather
-(Groans) You're not my real, crazy step-dad flick.
-I don't have to watch you!

Friday, the 13th
-But, whyyyyyyy???
-You murdered it.

Fame
-Famous for how bad it sucked.
-ew, burn!

The Wicker Man
-Voted Worst Horror Remake
-Ever!

The Mummy
-Just Stop!

RoboCop
-Just Stop!

RollerBall
-Just Stop!

Total Recall
-Just Stop!

Godzilla
-Just Stop!

Conan, The Barbarian
-GRRR! Don't even get me started!
-Poor Jason Momoa.

Poltergeist
-You mean, the Polter-Heist!

Footloose
-Please tell they didn't...
-Mhmm.
-Bastards!

Red Dawn
No Swayze, No Way!

Fright Night 1 & 2
-Ah..."You're killin' me, Smalls".

Robin Hood
-Just Stop!

Amityville Horror
-Please Stop!

Bad News Bears
-Fucken Stop!

Overboard
-Well, there's two hours of my life I'll never get back.

City of Angels
-Utter Crap.

Jacob's Ladder
-Climbing to nowhere.

Evil Dead
-Can we make it stop?!?

Clash of the Titans
-Dear God, is there even an original thought in Hollywood these days?!

You mean, like... Bewitched?

(Groans)

Point Break
-No. No More.

The Longest Yard
-Stop!

Ghostbusters
-(Gagging)

Rocky Horror Picture Show
-(Puking)
-It wasn't astounding. Time Died.

Flatliners
-(Puking)

Land of the Lost
-It never ends!
-The Horror. The Horror.

...Destroying my childhood; one scene at a time.
-Make it stop; Just Stop!
-Enough is Enough.

...You don't want to see the re-imagining of The Warriors?

No. No, I don't.

credits

released December 10, 2020
Guitar, Bass, Drums, Vox - Stavros
Vox - Judi Romero & Samantha Klotz
Turntables - DJ Wae Fonkey

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Cherokee Starlight Albuquerque, New Mexico

Music is! It's the language of my heart, my mind, and Spirit. It is the language of our Earth, the stars; it is life. Every vibration that moves within us, around us, and through us, can be heard, felt, and played. I play with the sounds of Folk, Rock, Punk, Funk, Hip Hop, Spoken Word, and Jazz to explore the journey of this odd flesh suitcase traveling down this organic ghetto. ... more

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